Okay, so my mom told me to write about what I learned from Famous Men of Rome. This isn’t chronologically ordered, by the way. Here we go! So, um, there was the dude named Julius Caesar. You’ve probably heard of him. So he was leisurely strolling down the street, when up comes this weird fortune teller guy. He’s got one message for Caesar, and it ain’t good. “Beware the Ides of March!” he says, A.K.A. March 15th. I’ve survived a...
Read More »Why would you want to buy something that I invented? I have no idea. Maybe because you have no idea what I’m trying to sell to you. Well, I invented the Ultra 7. It can play PS, PS2, PS3, PS4, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii, Wii U, PC, Mac, and Steam games. There so many video games out there, but mine can play all of them. That’s right. All of them. I basically built the ultimate cross-platform console. There’s also slots for PSP, Nintendo 3DS, Atari,...
Read More »Okay… So there was this dude called Horatius. And there was this bridge built across the Tiber. Anyway, the new king of Rome (Publius Valerius) was having some problems with this banished guy called Tarquin. (Who was the king a few years back.) So Tarquin united with the Etruscan king, Lars Porsena. For some reason, I keep on thinking of Owen Lars whenever I hear that. The Etruscans planned to cross the Tiber on the bridge. Of course, the Romans started tearing it...
Read More »My house is far out. When you walk in, the bathroom & closet is on your right, while the living room (and TV room and gaming room) is on your left. I play Minecraft and other stuff on the Xbox with my brothers’. The bedrooms are upstairs, and I have my whole Lego collection up there… and I built the whole Toa Metru in the master’s bedroom. Down in the basement is a mini playground from IKEA. It’s attached to the framework of the basement....
Read More »WARNING: PEOPLE DIE IN THIS Two kids were sailing boats. It was a furious race. Suddenly, another kid ran up with bellows and blew one off course. The owner of the boat stood up and kicked the guy in the goodies. The kid fell into the water and drowned, taking the bellows with him. His impact created a tidal wave that pushed the first boat over the finish line. Of course, the guy who had the other boat accused the other dude of cheating. They started fighting, and the loser...
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