A kid packed a snowball, threw it, and ducked. A white orb whizzed over his head. The stakes were high. The rules were simple. Get hit, you’re out. The last man standing would receive the Snowball Cup, skillfully whittled by their father. The kid’s intended target laughed. “Missed me!” The kid gritted his teeth and formed another sphere. This time, he packed it hard into one of his Hardballs, or Snowbombs. Then he heard footsteps behind him. He...
Read More »THIS IS A MORBID STORY There was once a weird family with girls that cried a lot and boys that liked to shoot things. One day at Christmas, all the boys got rifles and one girl got a doll. One of the boys laughed manically and tore the doll from the girl’s grasp. He threw it into a chair while the girl stood and watched the scene. A kid grabbed a bottle of red paint and a knife, and started hollowing out the doll’s head. Right now the girl didn’t look like...
Read More »How to use a Canon Powershot DSC-W800: Taking a picture is pretty easy with the DSC-W800. Just pull out the user’s manual or read this blog post. 1: Press the power button. The lens should extend out unless the battery doesn’t have enough juice. 2: There should be a large button beside the power button. Hold it down halfway to focus. 3: An orange light will turn on, then off. 4: Press the button down all the way. Hold it still so you don’t blur it. You...
Read More »I was standing in front of a booth at a farmer’s market, surrounded by my parents and my sister.The guy who owned the snake took it out of something that was basically a fish tank with no water in it. I asked if it was poisonous. Fortunately, the guy said no. The snake’s forked tongue had been flicking out at regular intervals by now.It was hissing loudly. I… poked it’s body. AND THEN I REALIZED IT. I HAD BECOME… THE DUDE WHO TOUCHED A SNAKE....
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