Why People Should Buy What I Invented

Why would you want to buy something that I invented? I have no idea. Maybe because you have no idea what I’m trying to sell to you. Well, I invented the Ultra 7. It can play PS, PS2, PS3, PS4, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii, Wii U, PC, Mac, and Steam games. There so many video games out there, but mine can play all of them. That’s right. All of them.

I basically built the ultimate cross-platform console. There’s also slots for PSP, Nintendo 3DS, Atari, SNES, Genesis, and others. 1 TB hard drive included. It also includes two special controllers designed to be compatible with everything. It also comes with 70 pre-loaded games, like Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Ratchet & Clank,  and Lego Batman: The Videogame.

Sure, it costs $599, but imagine if you had to buy every console out there. Every time a new console comes out, I’ll update your Ultra 7 for free. 

Have fun.

(Ultra 7 console is fake. Sorry.)