Posts by stefoodie

Why People Should Buy What I Invented

Why would you want to buy something that I invented? I have no idea. Maybe because you have no idea what I’m trying to sell to you. Well, I invented the Ultra 7. It can play PS, PS2, PS3, PS4, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii, Wii U, PC, Mac, and Steam games. There so many video games out there, but mine can play all of them. That’s right. All of them. I basically built the ultimate cross-platform console. There’s also slots for PSP, Nintendo 3DS, Atari,...

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From Da Past

I’m gonna test something here and see if I can change the date so it looks like it was published in the past. Here we go… Today, I was born. A bunch of guys cut off my umbilical cord, and I screamed like crazy. Then I was wrapped in a blanket and… >kkzzzzt< >bzz< oh no my time machine is glitching bye

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