As the Overworld started disappearing, I saw the 9 Deadly Dudes fall back into the portal too. This was not good. Then my legs hit warm netherrack. Really hot netherrack. I could feel the heat of the lava deep underneath it in my diamond boots. The 9 Deadly Dudes tumbled through the portal. “Tim, I have to say that you need to work on much you use TNT,” one of them said. “What are you saying? You’re the guy who wasted all that gunpowder that we...
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The slimes acted quickly. Shoving us as hard as they could, they pushed us toward the Nether Portal. “ENDERMEN! Your services are not required anymore, so…” Herobrine decided not to finish his last sentence. Then he seemed to be everywhere at once, attacking the endermen with his bare hands. They screeched as they teleported to random spots. Hey, that’s actually fine with me, they were on fire and when they teleported, they killed a few slimes. I...
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For some reason, I wasn’t dead yet. But I was being pushed. Toward the glow, which was getting brighter. Weird. My eyes adjusted to the darkness. Oh. They were baby slimes. Not the ones that can damage you. I flipped around. The 9 Deadly Dudes did too. And the glow was coming from… Uh… A pool of lava. And on the edge of it… A Nether Portal. Okay, it’s time for ACTION!!! I whipped out my diamond sword. Then an enderman whacked me in the face....
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow. Diamond swords manage to get you in the sensitive spots. I checked my inventory. Hey, free stack of obsidian! I call dibs. Oh. I’m really hungry. I surrounded myself with it. And then… MY AWESOME STRATEGY TO WIN THIS FIGHT! Mmmm. Cooked porkchops. Suddenly, I choked. Yuck. Mutton? Okay, I just ruined my appetite. Diamond pickaxe + about 4 hours of hard work = goodbye obsidian. Um… I’m standing on a platform...
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Actually, I was… Um, wrong. The statues weren’t just statues of Herobrine. They’re probably Herobrine too. Here’s my proof: 1: The statues started shaking.2: Their eyes flared to life and turned white.3: They floated up into the air.4: They shot lightning bolts from their hands.5: Herobrine (probably the Herobrine that we met in the End), rose above us.6: I got zapped.7: “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!” I said.8: The 9 Deadly Dudes...
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