I was standing in front of a booth at a farmer’s market, surrounded by my parents and my sister.The guy who owned the snake took it out of something that was basically a fish tank with no water in it. I asked if it was poisonous. Fortunately, the guy said no. The snake’s forked tongue had been flicking out at regular intervals by now.It was hissing loudly. I… poked it’s body. AND THEN I REALIZED IT. I HAD BECOME… THE DUDE WHO TOUCHED A SNAKE....
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“Commence Project Mecha 2!” Herobrine yelled. The zombie pigmen became a giant walking undead pig. “Commence Project Mecha 3!” Herobrine yelled. The magma cubes joined to create a giant fiery dark red thing. Then the giant wither skeleton slammed it’s sword down on Notch, inflicting him with the wither effect. The humongous pigman whacked Notch right under the magma cube… Which… Killed him. Notch was dead. When the magma cube jumped...
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YEAH!!! We are officially done with the first week of 2018. Well, the year started on a Monday, but we’ve still gone through 7 days. Now, here’s some things I’ve been wondering about: 1: Will there be 200 new Pokemon expansions this year? (I think the newest one is Sun & Moon: Crimson Invasion.) 2: Could I possibly be the youngest guy on American Ninja Warrior? 3: Will a chicken and a donkey get shot and mutate into a giant undead half-chicken,...
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“Oh, we’re so dead,” I said. Fred started backing away. From the Nether mobs. “I agree,” he said. Then Notch did something really cool. 1: He landed by us.2: Ghasts launched fireballs at us.3: Notch… Uh… caught the fireballs. With his hands.4: His hands were literally glowing with energy.5: He unleashed it upon the opposition. 6: Only two lines of mobs died.7: The blast killed all the ghasts, so Notch couldn’t do the thing he...
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I whirled around and aimed my bow at Herobrine. I pulled it back, ready to fire a deadly bolt of flame at him. “So it’s a war you want, huh? Well, ya fat numpty, you’ll get it!” I yelled. I let the arrow fly. My bow was enchanted with Flame I, so Herobrine should have gotten a nasty burn… But he didn’t. He raised his hands. The arrow… stopped in midair. Herobrine lowered his hands a bit. The arrow turned around. He shoved his hands...
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