Posts made in October, 2018

Why People Should Buy What I Invented

Why would you want to buy something that I invented? I have no idea. Maybe because you have no idea what I’m trying to sell to you. Well, I invented the Ultra 7. It can play PS, PS2, PS3, PS4, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii, Wii U, PC, Mac, and Steam games. There so many video games out there, but mine can play all of them. That’s right. All of them. I basically built the ultimate cross-platform console. There’s also slots for PSP, Nintendo 3DS, Atari,...

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Horatius

Okay… So there was this dude called Horatius. And there was this bridge built across the Tiber.  Anyway,  the new king of Rome (Publius Valerius) was having some problems with this banished guy called Tarquin. (Who was the king a few years back.) So Tarquin united with the Etruscan king, Lars Porsena. For some reason, I keep on thinking of Owen Lars whenever I hear that. The Etruscans planned to cross the Tiber on the bridge. Of course, the Romans started tearing it...

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