Horatius
Okay… So there was this dude called Horatius. And there was this bridge built across the Tiber. Anyway, the new king of Rome (Publius Valerius) was having some problems with this banished guy called Tarquin. (Who was the king a few years back.) So Tarquin united with the Etruscan king, Lars Porsena. For some reason, I keep on thinking of Owen Lars whenever I hear that. The Etruscans planned to cross the Tiber on the bridge. Of course, the Romans started tearing it...
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