For some reason, I wasn’t dead yet. But I was being pushed. Toward the glow, which was getting brighter. Weird. My eyes adjusted to the darkness. Oh. They were baby slimes. Not the ones that can damage you. I flipped around. The 9 Deadly Dudes did too. And the glow was coming from… Uh… A pool of lava. And on the edge of it… A Nether Portal. Okay, it’s time for ACTION!!! I whipped out my diamond sword. Then an enderman whacked me in the face....
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow. Diamond swords manage to get you in the sensitive spots. I checked my inventory. Hey, free stack of obsidian! I call dibs. Oh. I’m really hungry. I surrounded myself with it. And then… MY AWESOME STRATEGY TO WIN THIS FIGHT! Mmmm. Cooked porkchops. Suddenly, I choked. Yuck. Mutton? Okay, I just ruined my appetite. Diamond pickaxe + about 4 hours of hard work = goodbye obsidian. Um… I’m standing on a platform...
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Actually, I was… Um, wrong. The statues weren’t just statues of Herobrine. They’re probably Herobrine too. Here’s my proof: 1: The statues started shaking.2: Their eyes flared to life and turned white.3: They floated up into the air.4: They shot lightning bolts from their hands.5: Herobrine (probably the Herobrine that we met in the End), rose above us.6: I got zapped.7: “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!” I said.8: The 9 Deadly Dudes...
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Something gray started swirling around Herobrine. Music pounded in my brain. Bom bom bom bom ba bom bom ba bom. Pillars of the stuff that had surrounded Herobrine launched at us. It felt like dust. It formed a sort of web. I cackled a soft laugh as my arm reached up and snapped the web. “Take that, Herobrine!!!” I yelled. My mouth shut as fast as it could. The strands had solidified and was now sucking my air supply. I- I- I can’t… breathe…...
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The guy with seriously weird eyes landed in front of us. “Herobrine,” Fred whispered. I pulled out my diamond sword. “Can we call him ‘Dead-obrine’ soon?” I asked. Herobrine stretched out his hand. I didn’t exactly know what happened after that, but we stumbled and tripped as hunger gripped us. “Hey, Chew-Chew, toss us apples!!!” That was probably Mark saying that. “Fine man, take some, but my name is Jake. My...
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