I managed to dodge one, but the other snagged my Elytra wings. The fishing rod pulled me in a direction I’d prefer to not go… Directly towards Herobrine. I swapped my bow with my enchanted magma sword and cut the line. I dropped to the ground. Surprisingly, the Feather Falling enchantment on my boots didn’t do it’s work and I took damage. There’s no way to defeat this guy, I thought. Unless he’s like a Wither at half health… Then I...
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Long story short, the giant creeper blew us up to the block limit. I actually survived the fall. Guess my boots were enchanted with Feather Falling 965. The giant charged creeper started hissing. KABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was flying. Somehow, I could see my coordinates… and I was a couple hundred blocks past the block limit. Then I saw Fred with his Elytra wings spread out, gliding down toward a date with destiny. I started falling. Then my...
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…And my diamond armor had changed. Twisting my head back as far as possible, I could see Elytra wings on my back. I glanced down. Somehow, I was wearing a chest plate too. Made out of BEDROCK. My arms and legs were black and purple. The armor protecting them was obsidian. All of it was enchanted. The 9 Deadly Dudes had similar armor. The only thing we didn’t have were helmets. I pulled out my bow. The string was the same… But the wood had been replaced...
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A giant Vex, Vindicator, and Evoker joined the party. A charged creeper glowing light blue moved up next to the creeper. It was hopeless. The Overworld was definitely doomed. Then… A bolt of lightning shot down right in front of me. The crash of thunder rang in my ears. In front of me was an glowing orange block with a lever beside it. I nudged the lever with my foot. The mist grew thicker. It was what my dad would call ‘pea soup’, which is the worst kind...
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All was lost.Here’s my proof: 1: Notch was dead.2: Herobrine had disintegrated Notch, so we couldn’t perform an autopsy. (Not that we would want to study the corpse of the creator of Minecraft.)3: Giant hostile mobs are attempting to murder us in cold blood. “AHHHH!!!” That was… uh… The guy Mark calls Chew-Chew? Suddenly, Herobrine raised his hands!!! That is seriously BAD. If you wanna know what happened the last time he did that check...
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