I stared out the window at Zarkrendos. “Yeah, that counts as a problem in my book,” I said. The 9 Deadly Dudes were more than worried. Fred, usually the guy who would charge into enemy zones without a thought in PvP mode was shaking in his obsidian boots. “LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!!!” His voice echoed off the walls of my fort. Me and the rest of the 9 Deadly Dudes stared at Fred with our mouths open.Then Zarkrendos smashed it’s claw through...
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I tumbled onto grass. I sat up. And I was in Minecraft. Again. Mark groaned. “Seriously? Again? I barely survived the last one.” The rest of the 9 Deadly Dudes were having similar reactions. Well, most of the rest. Chew-Chew (Jake) was casually eating a piece of pumpkin pie. “We just jump back in the stinking thing, don’t we?” Fred asked. We looked up at Zarkrendos in mid-leap. It roared. We hit the obsidian frame of the portal. The swirling...
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I hit the ground. My Feather Falling enchantment reduced the damage a bit, but now I had half a heart left. A Wither flew into my screen. Then a giant flaming arrow streaked into it. It dropped to the ground and died. I looked around, but didn’t see Fred or Mark. Then Zarkrendos spoke. “Hurrr hurrr,” it said. “Zarkrendos one-shot boss mob. Now have fun easy-killing annoying users.” “Not so fast there, buttface!” Fred appeared and...
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So yeah. That was how I started running like a maniac. Crazy, right? This second adventure isn’t getting off to a good start. “Guys, I need backup,” I spoke into the mic of my headphones. (The 9 Deadly Dudes aren’t griefers anymore. We’re pretty much the ultimate PvP team.) “I just found a crazy boss mob.” “Hang on, man,” Fred said. “We got other problems right now. Such as, uh, this Wither me and Mark just...
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DIS IS DA SECOND ADVENTURE, YO!!! (Note: I am not in Minecraft anymore, just playing Xbox 360. I created a map of my world and downloaded it on this.) I was running. Really, really, fast.Flashback: In the middle of the night, I was brewing a few Potions of Swiftness II so I could get back home quickly. I grabbed a brewing stand, placed it on the ground, chucked three water bottles and a blaze powder into it, and added Nether Wart. I waited a minute, then reached in and...
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