Minecraft Stories #37: The Dimensional Run, Part 5

A popping sound floated into our ears as all the empty slots in our inventorys filled with cooked porkchops, chicken, mutton, and beef. Jake whipped out a stack of bacon and stuffed it up his throat.Fred stared open-mouthed at him. “I think it’s still possible to puke if you’re inside the game,” he said. Jake casually ripped off a drumstick from a chicken and swallowed it whole. “Notch didn’t code choking into Minecraft,” he said....

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Minecraft Stories #36: The Dimensional Run, Part 4

“Guys, you might wanna run,” I said. “This… could get really bad.” Fred whipped his head around. “Remind me why you downloaded this mod,” he said.  I shrugged. “After reading Gameknight999: The Mystery of Entity303, I decided to give it a try,” I said. “And if we can get past the Naga, I know the way to a library. I downloaded Mystcraft too.” The 9 Deadly Dudes took off. I chugged a potion. If I had to fight...

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Minecraft Stories #35: The Dimensional Run, Part 3

Xazkrono wheeled around and saw us. “Komenderes, Zarkrendos! Users are escaping!”  All of them shot after us. Mark took the lead because of his potion. We ducked behind a wall. “Cover me!” Mark hissed. Me and the 9 Deadly Dudes pulled out diamond shields and enchanted bows. Mark started on a Nether Portal. “Dude, hurry up,” said Fred. “I see ghasts out there.” Mark lit it and jumped through. We followed. When we hit the ground...

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Minecraft Stories #34: The Dimensional Run, Part 2

I fell and crashed onto hard netherrack. Fred and Mark were surveying the place we had landed in.  “Aw yeah,” Fred said. “Lucky drop right into a Nether Fortress.” He and Mark started placing cobblestone to stop Wither Skeletons from getting near the Nether Portal. The rest of the 9 Deadly Dudes crashed onto my body. Nick (a guy who has been recently building a football field in Minecraft because the Eagles won the Super Bowl) grunted as somebody hit...

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Minecraft Stories #33: The Dimensional Run, Part 1

Oof. Okay. For the record, that hurt… a LOT. My legs feel like somebody dropped a 172-ton weight on my legs.Entei (a Japanese guy who.downloads Pokemon mods like there’s no tommorrow) tossed out Potions of Healing. I swigged it like a pro. Mark chugged, then pulled out a blue potion and drunk that too.Fred’s eyebrows shot up. “Dude, why a Potion of Swiftness after a Potion of Healing? That’s, like, the worst combination of potions ever...

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