It was the middle of the night. I looked around. There wasn’t any more mobs in the woods, so I was safe. Then something dropped next to me. A lit block of TNT. Oh sheesh. Which stinking guy is using my LAN world as a PVP server? I thought as I ran. The deadly bomb exploded behind me. I ran out into an open field. I opened the chat window and set the time to day. The sun immediately illuminated my world, and the user was revealed. The same guy who tried to bomb my...
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I was knocked back by a skeleton’s arrow. Multiple arrows, actually. I quickly grabbed a stack of sand and jumped up repeatedly while placing the blocks under me. I was finally safe at fifteen blocks high. Then on the ground far below, I saw another player emerge from the trees. Carrying TNT. Oh stank. This was not good. I raised myself higher, higher, higher. The ground had disappeared long ago. I checked my coordinates. Hey — block limit reached! Then...
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CREEPERS: If creepers are on slabs, they’ll only blow up the blocks around them, so you’ll be fine if you’re two blocks away from them. Also, if you’re lucky enough to get five blocks away from them before they explode, they won’t. ZOMBIES: Okay, I admit I wasn’t a very smart person fighting these, but I thought one arrow with Instant Damage II would be enough to wreck these guys. Turns out I was wrong. Instead, use arrows with Instant...
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1:What do you call a rich pirate? A buck-aneer. 2:(this is a joke modified for morbid purposes.) Two guys are hiking. One of them falls to the ground. The other guy kicks at his head. He accidentally kicks him off the cliff. He lands on a ledge 30 feet below. The other guy calls 911. The operator says, “Make sure he’s actually dead.” The operator hears a gunshot, then a sound like a water balloon popping. MORE JOKES...
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Hello. In this blog you’ll find various stuff. You might find some equations, like E=MC2, or F=MA. I would also like to alert you that this was written by an 9 year old boy named LifeFire7, who sadly doesn’t have an email address yet. Finally, if your eyes get tired, I suggest you stop reading immediately and pick up The Hobbit. NOTE FROM THE FUTURE: I’m still wondering why the Hutt I wrote this.
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