I was running through the woods as fast as my legs could carry me, the 9 Deadly Dudes following close behind. The giant Wither was a more then a little close to be uncomfortable. Possibly because it was ripping up blocks with it’s purple eyebeams. I could hear two Deadly Dudes talking as they ran for their lives. “Fred, this is your fault. You didn’t get in front of me. If it wasn’t for you, we’d be eating popcorn while watching the Wither...
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I opened my eyes. I wasn’t feeling good. The 9 Deadly Dudes were standing over me. They didn’t look so good either. And then I realized it — I WAS INSIDE MINECRAFT. One of the 9 Deadly Dudes whipped out a chipped wooden sword. Uh oh. This world was real — and if I died, I probably wouldn’t respawn. I sat up, raced toward the trees in the forest over there, punched out fifteen wood blocks, crafted all of them into birch wood planks (I was doing...
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The first blue skull hit the side of my obsidian structure and obliterated it. I scrambled over the wall, on full It’s Every Man For Himself instinct. Life wasn’t that cool for the 9 Deadly Dudes after that. I cracked up in front of my tablet as they got pounded. BomberBoyOfFire906 died first. I mean, the guy was wearing nothing but leather armor! The_Atomic_Guy453 and Xplosion_Man fell next. The rest (YouStinkSoBOOM132, ABombAVillage1976, Death_By_TNT777,...
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The giant Wither has awoken. And has just crushed the rest of my awesome floating roller coaster that was attached to my house. Five users approach me from behind. The griefer that showed up last time and the other fat numptys that blew up my house and spawned the Wither. Good thing my video was on Third Person Back, so I saw them coming. As expected, they all had griefer-related usernames. Here they are: BomberBoyOfFire906, YouStinkSoBOOM132, Xplosion_Man2092,...
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It was the middle of the night. I looked around. There wasn’t any more mobs in the woods, so I was safe. Then something dropped next to me. A lit block of TNT. Oh sheesh. Which stinking guy is using my LAN world as a PVP server? I thought as I ran. The deadly bomb exploded behind me. I ran out into an open field. I opened the chat window and set the time to day. The sun immediately illuminated my world, and the user was revealed. The same guy who tried to bomb my...
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