Long story short, the giant creeper blew us up to the block limit. I actually survived the fall. Guess my boots were enchanted with Feather Falling 965. The giant charged creeper started hissing. KABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was flying. Somehow, I could see my coordinates… and I was a couple hundred blocks past the block limit. Then I saw Fred with his Elytra wings spread out, gliding down toward a date with destiny. I started falling. Then my...
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…And my diamond armor had changed. Twisting my head back as far as possible, I could see Elytra wings on my back. I glanced down. Somehow, I was wearing a chest plate too. Made out of BEDROCK. My arms and legs were black and purple. The armor protecting them was obsidian. All of it was enchanted. The 9 Deadly Dudes had similar armor. The only thing we didn’t have were helmets. I pulled out my bow. The string was the same… But the wood had been replaced...
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A giant Vex, Vindicator, and Evoker joined the party. A charged creeper glowing light blue moved up next to the creeper. It was hopeless. The Overworld was definitely doomed. Then… A bolt of lightning shot down right in front of me. The crash of thunder rang in my ears. In front of me was an glowing orange block with a lever beside it. I nudged the lever with my foot. The mist grew thicker. It was what my dad would call ‘pea soup’, which is the worst kind...
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All was lost.Here’s my proof: 1: Notch was dead.2: Herobrine had disintegrated Notch, so we couldn’t perform an autopsy. (Not that we would want to study the corpse of the creator of Minecraft.)3: Giant hostile mobs are attempting to murder us in cold blood. “AHHHH!!!” That was… uh… The guy Mark calls Chew-Chew? Suddenly, Herobrine raised his hands!!! That is seriously BAD. If you wanna know what happened the last time he did that check...
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I was standing in front of a booth at a farmer’s market, surrounded by my parents and my sister.The guy who owned the snake took it out of something that was basically a fish tank with no water in it. I asked if it was poisonous. Fortunately, the guy said no. The snake’s forked tongue had been flicking out at regular intervals by now.It was hissing loudly. I… poked it’s body. AND THEN I REALIZED IT. I HAD BECOME… THE DUDE WHO TOUCHED A SNAKE....
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