We’d been marching across my world’s landscape for what felt like hours. We stopped at the edge of a gigantic crater. I peered down it. Stank. Lava at the bottom. The skeletons kicked us off. We were all about to die. I saw splash potions follow us. Please don’t be potions of Harming, please don’t be potions of Harming… They struck all of us.We hit the lava. An ender chest was under the surface. For some reason, obsidian was there, too. I...
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I was running through the woods as fast as my legs could carry me, the 9 Deadly Dudes following close behind. The giant Wither was a more then a little close to be uncomfortable. Possibly because it was ripping up blocks with it’s purple eyebeams. I could hear two Deadly Dudes talking as they ran for their lives. “Fred, this is your fault. You didn’t get in front of me. If it wasn’t for you, we’d be eating popcorn while watching the Wither...
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I opened my eyes. I wasn’t feeling good. The 9 Deadly Dudes were standing over me. They didn’t look so good either. And then I realized it — I WAS INSIDE MINECRAFT. One of the 9 Deadly Dudes whipped out a chipped wooden sword. Uh oh. This world was real — and if I died, I probably wouldn’t respawn. I sat up, raced toward the trees in the forest over there, punched out fifteen wood blocks, crafted all of them into birch wood planks (I was doing...
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The first blue skull hit the side of my obsidian structure and obliterated it. I scrambled over the wall, on full It’s Every Man For Himself instinct. Life wasn’t that cool for the 9 Deadly Dudes after that. I cracked up in front of my tablet as they got pounded. BomberBoyOfFire906 died first. I mean, the guy was wearing nothing but leather armor! The_Atomic_Guy453 and Xplosion_Man fell next. The rest (YouStinkSoBOOM132, ABombAVillage1976, Death_By_TNT777,...
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The giant Wither has awoken. And has just crushed the rest of my awesome floating roller coaster that was attached to my house. Five users approach me from behind. The griefer that showed up last time and the other fat numptys that blew up my house and spawned the Wither. Good thing my video was on Third Person Back, so I saw them coming. As expected, they all had griefer-related usernames. Here they are: BomberBoyOfFire906, YouStinkSoBOOM132, Xplosion_Man2092,...
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