Posts made in March, 2017

JOKES! (INVENTED BY ME!)

1:What do you call a rich pirate? A buck-aneer. 2:(this is a joke modified for morbid purposes.) Two guys are hiking. One of them falls to the ground. The other guy kicks at his head. He accidentally kicks him off the cliff. He lands on a ledge 30 feet below. The other guy calls 911. The operator says, “Make sure he’s actually dead.” The operator hears a gunshot, then a sound like a water balloon popping. MORE JOKES...

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WELCOME HUMANS.

Hello. In this blog you’ll find various stuff. You might find some equations, like E=MC2, or F=MA. I would also like to alert you that this was written by an 9 year old boy named LifeFire7, who sadly doesn’t have an email address yet.  Finally, if your eyes get tired, I suggest you stop reading immediately and pick up The Hobbit. NOTE FROM THE FUTURE: I’m still wondering why the Hutt I wrote this.

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